myBoringProcess

    7 Sales-Ready Meetings/Month for B2B Leaders

    — Pay Only if They Show

    Our AI finds buyers with personalization your competitors can't match. We book meetings. You hit MRR.

    $0 if meetings don't happen

    The Scale-Up Stall

    You’ve proven demand. Now comes the harder part —building a repeatable, predictable sales engine.

    Leadership wants a hockey-stick revenue curve, but your sales process is still running on beta settings.

    Solution?

    We don't generate leads — we book 7 Sales-Ready Meetings/Month with qualified decision-makers.

    Guaranteed.

    No Meetings = No Invoice

    We absorb 100% of the risk. You only pay when:

    Decision-maker attends

    25+ Minutes

    Confirms pain point

    Has budget

    (We'll even refund meetings where they ghost or aren't qualified.)

    How It Works

    (4 Steps, No Fluff)

    1. Share ICP

    Tell us about your ideal customer profile

    2. AI Sniffs Pain

    Our AI identifies prospects with pain signals

    3. We Write Outreach

    Personalized messaging that gets responses

    4. You Take Meetings

    Convert qualified leads to customers

    AI "Pain Sniffing" advantage

    Generic Agency Email

    (What Your Competitors Send)

    Subject: Demo request for your team at {{{Company}}}}

    Hi {{{First_Name}}}},

    I hope this email finds you well. I'm reaching out because I noticed {{{Company}}}} might benefit from our cloud security solution that helps companies like yours prevent data breaches.

    Our platform has been trusted by over 500 companies to secure their cloud infrastructure and comply with regulations.

    Would you be interested in a quick 30-minute demo to see how we could help {{{Company}}}} improve your security posture?

    Let me know what works best for your calendar.

    Best regards,
    {{{Sales_Rep}}}}

    Generic template with merge fields

    No specific pain points identified

    Could be sent to anyone

    Easily ignored as "another sales pitch"

    myBoringProcess Email

    (What We'll Send For You)

    Subject: The AWS security gap in your recent Kubernetes migration

    Hi Sarah,

    Your engineering team's GitHub commits show you've migrated 40% of your infrastructure to Kubernetes on AWS in the last 6 weeks – right when AWS is deprecating their legacy security certificates (affecting exactly your configuration).

    I noticed your COO Tyler mentioned challenges with SOC 2 compliance timelines in his AWS re:Invent panel last month, particularly around container security.

    3 similar fintech companies we work with solved this exact migration security gap without delaying their SOC 2 timelines.

    Would it be valuable to discuss how they maintained compliance during this exact transition? I can share their specific approach to container security during the migration phase.

    Available Thursday at 2pm if that works for you?

    David

    Specific pain point (AWS security gap during Kubernetes migration)

    Evidence of research (GitHub commits + COO's panel)

    Relevant social proof (similar fintech companies)

    Clear next step with specific time suggestion

    Our AI doesn't just swap merge fields. It analyzes real company data (tech stacks, job postings, executive statements) to identify specific, current pain points that make your outreach impossible to ignore.

    Ready to generate predictable meetings?

    $0 if meetings don't happen

    (only taking 5 clients/quarter)

    FAQ Section: Addressing Your Questions

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